In this post I continue skewering the welcome post to Autodesk’s Moving to Subscription forum. See here for part 1.
Access to new industry collections – Available only through subscription, you’ll realize significant savings when you need two or more Autodesk software products.
Bullshit. Industry collections are just rental-only engorged suites. Suites are those things with many more than two products; things that Autodesk has been pushing hard for years, before dropping them from the price list. If you already have a suite that contains the products you need (remember, Autodesk’s statements are aimed at existing perpetual license holders), switching to an industry collection will cost you vastly more. That’s the opposite of significant savings.
New and improved support – Enjoy faster response times and the option to receive help by scheduling a call with Autodesk technical support specialists.
It’s just possible this isn’t … Full post
Just when you think it’s safe to walk across the cattle enclosure in your best shoes, Autodesk drops another steaming pile of spin for its customers to step into.
Here, I’m skewering the welcome post to Autodesk’s Moving to Subscription forum. However, I believe I should really acknowledge the unnamed author of the Important Updates on Maintenance Plans FAQ, which the welcome post has merely paraphrased for simplicity.
There’s so much bullshit in there that I’m going to split my exploration of it into two posts. Let’s put on some rubber gloves and start delving around in the muck, shall we?
Autodesk believes that subscribing is the best way for our customers to get the greatest value from our tools and technologies
Bullshit. Autodesk believes the opposite, as does anyone else with more than two brain cells to rub together. The whole idea is … Full post
Having established what happens when Autodesk claims to have no plans to do nasty anti-customer things, (it goes ahead and does them), let’s examine another nasty anti-customer thing it hasn’t got around to doing. Yet.
Will Autodesk discontinue the maintenance program that allows customers to keep their perpetual licenses up to date? Let’s see what Autodesk has been prepared to put in writing so far:
There are no announced plans to end maintenance subscriptions.
Matt DiMichele, August 2015, Autodesk Community Perpetual License Changes forum
Hmm, we all know what “no plans” means, don’t we, children?
I assure you we have no plan to discontinue maintenance subscription plans for existing perpetual license owners.
Andrew Anagnost, September 2015, Cadalyst interview with Robert Green
“We have no plan” again, eh? That’s a concern.
Our lawyers frown on me using words like “never.” Do we have … Full post
Here are some statements from Autodesk about not having any plans to do some things. Things that the more paranoid among us suspected were always in the pipeline. Things that seemed to be just joining the dots along a predictable path Autodesk appeared to be taking. Things that later ended up happening. But nevertheless things that were, apparently, unplanned.
Simplified Upgrade Pricing FAQ, July 2009:
Autodesk does not currently have any plans to eliminate upgrades or cross-grades or make Autodesk Subscription* mandatory.
Callan Carpenter, May 2010:
…we are still perpetual, plus Subscription* or maintenance. I don’t see that changing. It’s hard to predict 50 years into the future, but we have no plans for that.
Carl Bass, August 2013:
Because we’re starting in a different place than Adobe, we don’t feel the need to force people, as they … Full post